I was a fine day in Trollpasta Taown, wen awll ovf the sudden a weird mushroom man naemed Patfan1 found jurnal wriiten in seecreht byb some of the admins about the golden bar of chocolate. Then a weird vampire on Team Ewdwurd frum Twilighte named Nosferatu wanted to suck the blood (secretly liquid chocolate) of this wiki. So Nosferatu got his midget brother, little nosferatu. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!
''To be contnued.''